I work at an elementary school and the kids do and say some great things. Here I will post some of the funnier things.

Two kids were kicking a ball back and forth. One kid needed to tie his shoe. He bent down and then looked up and the other kid was going to kick the ball. The kid tying his shoe started yelling pause, pause, pause (louder and more angry each time), but the other kid kicked it. He was pretty mad that he had to run after the ball.